NFL Thread - 2019-2020 season

[Pretzels]

looks like the Jimmy Garoppolo and Jarrett Stidham body swap is almost complete

 

[TheValkyries]

“Patriots offense looked old and slow” says people who don’t understand football or scheming or nfl rosters tbh. “We have the greatest all around tight end to ever play, premier slot receiver and multiple amazing running backs, we should prob go 5 wide and go for the sideline throws like all them modern offenses huh.”

These same people probably say Aaron Rodgers is overrated because he hasn’t done much the past few years.

I’m excited as fuck to see what the patriots offense looks like this year. My running joke has been they’re gonna reinvent the pistol formation in the NFL. But it sure as fuck ain’t gonna look like it did last year when they went all out run focused Offense.

 

[Shrug]

the pistol is coming back with the ravens. afc north is going to be the Most Insufferable division this year between everyone's horniness for the browns, the prior-confirmation war going on over lamar jackson, the steelers existing, and so on. no bueno.

 

[Snorlax in the way]

the pistol is coming back with the ravens. afc north is going to be the Most Insufferable division this year between everyone's horniness for the browns, the prior-confirmation war going on over lamar jackson, the steelers existing, and so on. no bueno.

ayedogyouaintemgotteworryboutitnowthemtheresteelersgonnagoheadnowandwinthattheredivisionisayisayfoghornleghorn

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

Hey TheValkyries, Pretzels, can I buy some kilos from you guys?

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/new-england-patriots-patrick-chung-cocaine-possession

 

[TheValkyries]

Imagine NFL players doing cocaine and that being frowned upon. To this day my favorite NFL story is still Michael Irvin on the championship cowboy teams staying out all night and doing lines of coke in the morning and shouting at every person on the field "WHO GON OUTWORK ME TODAY? HUH?"

 

[Pretzels]

Hey TheValkyries, Pretzels, can I buy some kilos from you guys?

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/new-england-patriots-patrick-chung-cocaine-possession

Only if you promise not to re-sell it to Josh Gordon

 

[Finchinator]

so andrew luck just retired.

 

[Randombobman]

Dealing with a head case owner like Irsay must have gotten to him haha

 

[superstrike66]

The hopes and dreams of Colts fans be like:

(IW memes are still funny in 2019, right guys?)

 

[Celticpride]

I always guessed Vinatieri would’ve outlasted Luck, but I thought that would’ve involved Vinatieri playing until he could’ve collected social security.

 

[ayedan]

Too bad, he was a great player when he wasn't injured. Had him as a possible MVP winner next season, welp I hope retirement is good for him.

 

[Randombobman]

Too bad, he was a great player when he wasn't injured. Had him as a possible MVP winner next season, welp I hope retirement is good for him.

 

[Snorlax in the way]

Shannon finna have to change who he selected for the MVP lol

 

[YashGreninja]

Shannon finna have to change who he selected for the MVP lol

MVP is contested this year imo

 

[Pretzels]

My yearly NFL predictions (I've picked 3 of the last 5 superbowls winners so I have a pretty great track record imo)

AFC
East:Patriots
West:Chiefs
South:Texans
North:Browns
Wildcards: Steelers, Chargers

NFC
East:Eagles
West:Rams
South:Saints
North:Vikings
Wildcards: Cowboys,Falcons

AFC Championship
Pats over Chiefs

NFC Championship
Saints over Eagles

Superbowl
Ya'll already know by now

MVP:Brees
OPOY:Barkley
DPOY:Stephon Gilmore
OROY:David Montgomery
DROY:Chase Winovich
CPOY:Josh Gordon
Coach of the year: Freddie Kitchens

Random Predictions

Sony Michel leads the league in rushing TDs
Jags win less than 6 games and have a bottom 5 offense
Aaron Rodgers has the same season he's had the last 5 seasons
Bears don't go better than .500
Josh Gordon doesnt get suspended for the 48th time

 

[Snorlax in the way]

My yearly NFL predictions (I've picked 3 of the last 5 superbowls winners so I have a pretty great track record imo)

what'd you just pick the pats 5 times lol

AFC
East:Patriots
West:Chiefs
South:Texans
North:Steelers
Wildcards: Browns, Jets

NFC
East:Cowboys
West:Seahawks
South:Saints
North:Bears
Wildcards: Eagles,Falcons

A pats eagles SB that the eagles win because ill be damned if the pats ever beat an NFC east team lol lets go eli's ghost

 

[superstrike66]

My turn!

AFC
1 Seed: Chargers
2 Seed: Patriots
3 Seed: Browns
4 Seed: Texans
5 Seed: Chiefs
6 Seed: Steelers

NFC
1 Seed: Eagles
2 Seed: Saints
3 Seed: Bears
4 Seed: Rams
5 Seed: Cowboys
6 Seed: Falcons


Superbowl LIV

Eagles VS Chargers, Eagles win

 

[JackTheGordie]

Did we have an official pick'em league going this year or no?

 

[Pretzels]

Did we have an official pick'em league going this year or no?

Not that i know of

 

[JackTheGordie]

If nobody ends up making one for here specifically, I have a small one with another couple of people here:
https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/pickem
Group ID# is 39389, password is TB12

 

[Phadunk]

can anyone join, or do you guys have a core group? don't want to overstep.

 

[JackTheGordie]

can anyone join, or do you guys have a core group? don't want to overstep.

Yeah, anyone can join in. The more the merrier.

 

[Mr.E]

I've been wanting to do one Against The Spread for a while now, to test my betting chops but without the actual money involved, so I decided to make a group if anyone wants to join it.

https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/pickem/41835

Group: rSMOGONruiningtheMETAGAME
Password: yestheyare

lemme know if something ain't working so I can fix it, since the season starts Thursday heh

 

[Randombobman]

Attn Packers fans

That is all