you helped conquer the world and get a country to rule

[Adeleine]

how did you get first pick??? anyway a few ground rules

• only one country. duh.
• every country is given to a different person. there aren't any "teams" yet, but they could pop up
• there's going to be some kind of war. it could be a world war, but this isn't a one-survivor battle royale
• no nukes or comparable. the evil old governments destroyed them so that we couldn't have them
• you have your universal automatic translator and stuff like that. we aren't savages

anyway, where should i have your black helicopter route to? you're on the clock.

 

[Mace]

That’s easy, China.

 

[Adeleine]

That’s easy, China.

are you ready to get teamed on though?

 

[Celticpride]

The US of A

 

[phoopes]

Finland

 

[Mace]

are you ready to get teamed on though?

You should ask if I’m ready to team up with you

 

[Ununhexium]

Switzerland

 

[Plague von Karma]

Wales

I shall do absolutely nothing and die

 

[Astra]

Greenland

 

[earl]

Greenland

Fuck you took my pick

Fine I'll take Madagascar

 

[Kalalokki]

kära svärjevänner, nu har vi vunnit och kan regera över SWEDEN

 

[Clambats]

Serbia!

Come tourists!

Croatia is beautiful and we are very close to Croatia! Veoma dobro!

Ja sam neje Russia!

 

[Ununhexium]

Greenland

plague protection

 

[Magii]

New Zealand, going with the theme of islands protected from plagues

 

[theotherguytm]

Absolute steal going undrafted thusfar:
Saudi Arabia.
You control most of the world's oil, so you can just get away with whatever the hell you want. Kinda makes up for the terrible climate. If you can rapidly take over the surrounding area you pretty much run the world's economy. People will have to get your permission to go to war lol.

 

[かたわれ時]

Iceland; free hot springs and northern lights, your inside NATO and your inside an island far away from anybody trying to invade you

Edit: other options on my list is Singapore, UK, Ireland, Australia, Japan and Canada

 

[Ivy]

Sealand :)

 

[ReadTheMango]

As much as I think that the ideal pick for me would be Singapore, it's too close to too many great powers. Similar deal with the UK, though I would free Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales. Australia is also a good pick, lot's of natural resources, solar + storage is an easy fix to the energy resource crisis we will see soon etc.

That being said, I'm picking the traditional bastion of neutrality in world wars, Switzerland, because of how easy it is to defend Switzerland was already taken. So I'm taking Australia.

 

[Rugi]

Chad

 

[R-B-Y]

Russia, probably, playing the political puppetmaster intrigue route sounds fun

 

[Bughouse]

North Korea so their lawless people can finally be taught some discipline

 

[GatoDelFuego]

Chilling with vj emmie in wakaliwood uganda

 

[boo836]

As the new dictator of Uzbekistan, my first act is to declare war on Lichtenstein

 

[OM]

Canada, I shall restrict all maple syrup to my homeland!!!

 

[gvmgvm40]

germany. third time's the charm