I'm working on it as we speak. Re-typing to be as similar to a shoddy log as I can. And I was hoping for dual commenting as well. =) Want me to PM you the finished log or should I email it instead?
If the question's directed to me... well, I'd love a PMed copy, but would one of you consider posting it in Stark, along with a link to the Safari Festival Rules, so questions could be more easily directed to you, at some point after Goodbar's soon-to-be-kind-of-famous-or-at-least-written-in-a-fictional-book battle?
i get it, i have to wrestle with the queen, bitch better bring it tomorrow
supe send me the polished thing and I'll add comments/prettiness/whatever, maybe we can do dual commenting
Oh, hey, Goodbar figured it out.
A whenever later, it was read, from the Book of the Oasis, chapter 61, at the second Festival:
- And thus was the state of the first Festival.
- Many Pokemon and Trainers vied for the chance to meet Her and Her daughter,
- Whilst many others grew distracted and partied instead.
- Through four rounds undefeated came a challenger,
- Whose bars' goodness rivaled that of Wonka,
- And whose battle prowess and good fortune placed him before the two.
- So spoketh the Festival Director, saying:
- "Here doth you stand, mighty Trainer,
- Before the Regality of the Safari Queen herself.
- Her kin awaits, to be claimed by the Trainer who has proven himself worthy.
- But the Queen wishes to prove the Trainer worthy through her own means."
- The Festival Director pulled the Trainer aside, and softly whispered,
- "Don't worry, this is but a mere formality.
- Your prize shouldn't be forfeit, for you could defeat her team with ease,
- For reasons you stand here now."
The children gathered to hear the story were eager to learn of its conclusion, of the remaining verses.
16. But the recipe of the bar was found to be tainted, a recipe that lead to sicken others.
17. Thus, it was spoken, that soup would be served, a full hearty bowl.
18. Escorted away, the bar of supposed goodness was defeated by his worst enemy, himself.
19. So says the Book of the Oasis, let thineself go not astray from virtue,
20. Lest thou crush thine own spirits by thine own Slakoth.