The Everything NFL Thread - 2013-2014 Edition

[Houndoomsday]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5f...not-to-murder-people?playlist=featured_videos

 

[Killah]

honest question

is it just me or does colin kaepernick's face look like it's too small for his head

maybe it's his hair that has to do with it ???

please discuss

 

[WaterBomb]

It's because his eyes are really close together, so it makes his whole face appear smaller/more condensed

 

[Mercy]

Percy Harvin might have a torn labrum in his hip, which would require surgery.

Also Matty Ice gets paid.

 

[YTP]

The rumor as of like a week ago was 5 years 105 million 54 mil guaranteed.

 

[TheValkyries]

Percy Harvin might have a torn labrum in his hip, which would require surgery.

Jesus, he gets more injuries than a... uhh... IDK like a local disaster or something that you see on the news, I guess.

The idea was funnier than reality. :[

 

[Mercy]

Jesus, he gets more injuries than a... uhh... IDK like a local disaster or something that you see on the news, I guess.

The idea was funnier than reality. :[

Maybe it was his bulky wallet weighing him down and it caused the tear.

That trade is looking pretty good for Minnesota right now.

 

[CaptKirby]

Percy Harvin is one of my favorite players to watch and I 1000% believe in his talent. Just wish he could stay on the field more.

 

[Mercy]

Jeremy Maclin tears his MCL and ACL.

How many has that been, like 10 players out for the year with torn knee ligaments?

 

[Killah]

Dennis Pitta carted off with a hip injury, supposedly confirmed to miss week 1.

Unnamed Browns player rushed to a hospital by ambulance, thankfully he is at least awake and alert after what seems to be a neck/head injury.


Wonder if it's just a coincidence, or a product of fewer offseason drills before training camp. I seem to remember quite a few injuries last season as well.

 

[Mercy]

@AdamSchefter 8:11 PM
Ravens TE Dennis Pitta is expected to be out for the year with a dislocated hip, per ESPN source.
If Harvin needs surgery he's out for the year. We will know on Tuesday.

 

[some hero]

Damn. On Maclin mostly. Contract year and all.

Pitta sucks and Harvin is pissing me off.

 

[DM]

jesus christ, they're dropping like flies

and a dislocated hip? I know hip pain, but that sounds fucking excruciating

 

[Mercy]

Its official he's out for the season. It was a fractured hip.

 

[WaterBomb]

We're just in training camp too, this isn't even preseason yet. Jesus...

 

[Del Rio]

Damn. On Maclin mostly. Contract year and all.

Contract year for Pitta too.

It's a huge blow for the Ravens, as now Flacco has to rely on Ed Dickson for receptions. The Ravens might look into the veteran TE Visanthe Shianco, though.

 

[WaterBomb]

Denver's Center Dan Koppen now down with torn ACL. Where does it end?

 

[some hero]

Guys! Kurt Warners story is going to become an action packed hollywood movie(possibly)! Best actor to play him? I think that hispanic-looking dude from Resident Evil 2-whatever.


EDIT: I really hope the movie revolves around and goes into excruciating detail on what happened during his tenure with the Giants.

Edit 2: Oded Fehr

 

[WaterBomb]

Colin Farrell

 

[Mercy]

I'll say Dane Cook because he already stocked shelves in Employee of the Month. They look fairly similar too.

 

[Deschain]

really looking forward to seeing what Cecil Shorts III turns into this season.

i don't care who's throwing to him, the kid is going to be a superstar.

hope he can stay on the field though.

 

[Del Rio]

really looking forward to seeing what Cecil Shorts III turns into this season.

i don't care who's throwing to him, the kid is going to be a superstar.

hope he can stay on the field though.

Shorts could put up monster numbers if he didn't have the worst starting QB in the league throwing to him.

 

[DetroitLolcat]

Well with Denard Robinson as QB for the Jaguars, Cecil Shorts should do a lot better.

 

[Del Rio]

There is no guarantee that Robinson will play QB, let alone start for the Jags. In fact, early indication seems to be that they're planning to use him everywhere on offense - at running back, wide receiver, and a Wildcat QB.

 

[biggie]

Just heard about the changes made to the Pro-Bowl. Team captains drafting teams from a pool of voted in players? Sounds pretty cool but I don't like some changes they made such as removing kickoffs and possession changes after each quarter. It seems as though they're testing out potential changes that could be made to games that matter, and I'm not sure I like the direction this is going.