whats this...? an infamy post? impossible... he's dead!
infpredicts
season 4
volume 2
the art of reading spiritual flatulence
or, (the unexpected virtue of omniscience)
by infamy
mr. pill popper's penguins vs the byrds (kacaw)
SM:
Ninjadog13 vs Heysup - heysup is clearly a superior name to ninjadog13, but, like, we all know heysup's been dead for years, his corpse simply nineage's flesh marionette, his brain crudely stimulated by electrodes piping it full of javascript, and we all know the memory difficulties one experiences upon revivification, clearly heysup isn't the player he used to be
SM: Kingler12345 vs
jake - let's count the number of problems with name: Kingler12345. 1) capital letter: everyone knows that capital letters are coded neodarwinist propaganda, representing an ideology that some letters are more important or better than others and deserve special treatment, an oligarchic fascist neomalthusian idea with no place in a civilized democracy. 2) numbers: everyone knows that no one older than 14 puts numbers in their names unless they have to, and, i checked, there are not 12344 other kinglers on smogon.com, just kingler and Kingler12345. 3) number of numbers: most people limp-wristed enough to put numbers in their names have the decency to stop at one or two digits. maybe their birthday or birth year, or a football jersey number. not Kingler12345. Kingler12345 has opted for five whole digits which aren't of any real personal significance. i think he was just really proud that he could count to 5 when he made his account, but it's not hard to change your name, so we can only assume that he still hasn't gotten to 6. 4) pokemon selection: kingler is a pretty lame pokemon. like, woohoo, it's a big ass crab with big ass pincers. there's nothing that makes it really unique, it's just one of those lazy designs from gen 1 where they just took a bunch of animals and called them pokemon (tauros, caterpie, rattata, etc.). with so many cool crab pokemon (crabominable, crustle, parasect, etc.) to choose from i just don't see how someone in their right mind could settle on kingler. 5) i can't think of anything funny to put here but hey he's indian so he probably smells funny too. bop dash space gottem.
SM:
Corporal Levi vs Eternal Spirit - i always shit on levi in these so i figured it was time to be nice to him for once and let him win
SM:
BurntZebra vs Kushalos - burntzebra is a great name: it makes you think: if a zebra was burnt: wouldn't it just be a black horse? what is it that makes zebras and horses different? what if horses are actually all just burnt zebras? what even is a horse? has anyone ever seen a real bonafide horse, with like, a certificate of authenticity, or something, to prove it's not a burnt zebra? it's remarkable how, in just 10 letters, burntzebra manages to convey such important philosophical ontological and equine questions.
SM:
soulgazer vs Tricking - tricks are for kids
XY:
teal6 vs blarajan - teal team six
BW: Finchinator vs
fran17 - mr. frantastic *-*
DPP: shiloh
vs Kink - sorry dont know u
watership downies vs terrific chat presence turtles
SM:
FLCL vs Jox - only picking against jox cause i'm
super duper pissed he hasnt posted a video since w1
SM:
tko vs Dundies - thekrystalonix
SM: Lycans
vs Rodriblutar - sorry dont know u
SM:
ggggd vs OP - pablonito (ggggd stands for giggling goao-ghosted ghoul demon) (op stands for obviously poop)
SM: trash vs
Hamhamhamham - i like ham and i do not like trash pls recycle ;w;
XY: himeringo
vs majaspic22 - sorry dont know u
BW: Void vs
Serene Grace - serene stinks (its funny cause hes indian) (indian people poop in the streets) (its funny because most people poop in the toilet) (toilets and sewers were invented during the third millenium bc and some of the most advanced were in the city of mohenjo-daro in modern-day pakistan) (do indians only poop in the streets because they dont want to use paki toilet technology)
DPP:
passion vs Eseque - passion wins as long as he remembers to insult nazis during the battle to throw eseque off his game
