ITT: post the dumbest injuries you've incurred

[nui]

Pulled my hamstring and strained my quadriceps playing Hackey sack....

 

[Gekokeso]

Oh boy I have two goods one from when I'm younger

• Back at the first school I assured too I was playing toy story, did the one arm up thing, said "to infinity and beyond" and as soon as the words came out of my mouth I fell into some unfilled concrete pool they had just there and knocked myself unconscious.
• Once I was chilling in my sofa minding my own business when my sibling pounced on me, slashed my face like an animal. Not only was the scratch painful and deep enough to leave a mark several years later, but I was blamed my the adults for letting myself get scratched, like if it was my fault for that.

 

[phoopes]

(Bob and George for simplicity's sake)

I'm imagining their names are just slightly more complicated versions, such as Robert and Giorgio