again, this wouldn't have happened if you'd listened to me /shrugi cant fucking do anything when both mafia agree that twin ought to win, then the hosts decide a wolf win would be cool so they sub players at the last minute to let that happen
when the hosts themselves consistently make decisions to fuck over the village, theres nothing I can do
Immediately afterwards, Thetwinmasters killed Agape with a Superpower, and Mage Vulpes killed Haruno with Precipice Blades.UncleSam said:Dear qsns,
You are Wobbuffet.
It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike.
You can use Counter or Mirror Coat each Cycle. These will reflect double the damage dealt by your target or any other member of your target’s faction from physical/special moves, respectively; the result is that you will kill your target if you reflect damage. However, you will still take damage, and so you will die if targeted by an attacking ability which would normally kill you regardless.
Because you are so naturally bulky, you will survive the first attack which would otherwise kill you. You may still reflect the damage it would have dealt to your attacker, however.
You are allied with The Rest. You win if The Rest eliminate all others.
UncleSam said:Dear RODAN,
You are Clefable.
Clefable moves by skipping lightly as if it were flying using its wings. Its bouncy step even lets it walk on water. It is known to take strolls on lakes on quiet, moonlit nights.
You can use Safeguard each Cycle. This will cause any negative non-attacking abilities to fail on whoever you target.
You are holding a Flame Orb. This will burn whoever holds it after holding it for one Cycle.
You are allied with the OverUsed Tier. You win if the OverUsed Tier eliminates all others.
And so the OverUsed Tier was eliminated!UncleSam said:Dear Haruno,
You are Chansey.
Chansey lays nutritionally excellent eggs on an everyday basis. The eggs are so delicious, they are easily and eagerly devoured by even those people who have lost their appetite.
(Host Note: This PokeDex entry is messed up.)
You can use Heal Bell or Softboiled each Cycle. If you use Heal Bell, select two other targets, and you will heal any status effects inflicted on yourself and those two targets. If you use Softboiled, you will protect yourself from killing moves this Cycle.
You are holding an Eviolite. In the hands of a non-evolved Pokemon, this acts as a one-time Bulletproof Vest as well as causing votes to be evaluated at ⅔ of their typical value against the holder. Note that killers will still take the Eviolite if they would have killed the holder otherwise.
You are allied with the OverUsed Tier. You win if the OverUsed Tier eliminates all others.
With these two dead, nothing could stop Thetwinmasters from breaking Mage Vulpes' neck in the next Cycle's lynch.UncleSam said:Welcome, members of the OverUsed Tier.
Let’s be real: it’s good to be the king. As Smogon’s preeminent tier, it is up to you to demonstrate your superiority over all others in this conflict. You’re all here for a reason: you’re the best of the best, the creme de le creme, the strongest mons around...barring those utterly cancerous Ubers mons who overcentralize the metagame and restrict teambuilding and blah dee blah dee blah.
You consist of:
v, Mega Charizard X, Will o’ Wisper or Flare Blitzer,
imanalt, Mega Scizor, Expert Killer,
Blue Tornado, Mega Alakazam, Voyeur + Alliance Check,
penguin344, Excadrill, Thief or Stealth Rock Setter,
LightWolf, Landorus-Therian, Thief or U-Turner,
Aura Guardian, Ferrothorn, Speed Checker or Entry Hazard Setter,
ButteredToast, Thundurus, Prankster Paralyzer,
praj.pran, Starmie, Rapid Spinner or Reflect Type,
djanxo unchained, Heatran, Taunter,
Arun9332, Breloom, Sleeper,
Pokemon Trainer, Gengar, Status Killer,
theangryscientist, Conkeldurr, Two-Man Omniguard or Knock Off,
RODAN, Clefable, Safeguard,
and Haruno, Chansey, Status Healer.
You know that The Rest have no Ability Checker, Role Name Checker, Watcher, Vote Negater, or Speed Checker. You also know that practically every aspect of a Pokemon could in theory be checked in this game; as such, claiming Pokemon of the same type and general characteristics is recommended. Finally, you know that Noivern, Arcanine, Durant, Cresselia, Steelix, Gligar, Ferroseed, Emolga, Slowking, Camerupt, Chesnaught, Skuntank, Hitmontop, Aromatisse, and Audino are not on The Rest.
You may designate one of your members to kill each Cycle. The flavor for this kill will reflect the flavor of the highest base-power attack used in a typical Smogon set for the killer’s Pokemon. The team kill may not be performed by anyone performing an individual killing action.
Additionally, as you can only have one Mega Pokemon per team, only one of your Mega Pokemon may use his or her ability each Cycle.
Finally, you know that you are individually a little less powerful but more numerous than the Ubers Tier team.
With Mage Vulpes' death, the Ubers Tier has been eliminated from the game!UncleSam said:Dear poras13,
You are Groudon.
Groudon is said to be the personification of the land itself. Legends tell of its many clashes against Kyogre, as each sought to gain the power of nature.
You can use Earthquake each Cycle. Your Earthquake is so monstrous that you may target two players with it; this will shake loose any items they are holding, enabling you to take them for yourself.
You are allied with the Ubers Tier. You win if the Ubers Tier eliminates all others.
'It's alright brothers! Let us now slay this vorpal beaver and take glorious victory for ourselves!' Shouted LonelyNess.UncleSam said:Welcome, gods and goddesses of the Ubers Tier.
Long underappreciated and branded ‘uncompetitive’ or ‘restrictive’ in tl;dr’s the forum over, your goal in this conflict is to eliminate all other Tiers, thus establishing Ubers as the greatest of competitive tiers and rendering the next SPL format to become 13x ORAS Ubers #thedream.
Your team consists of:
antemortem, Arceus, Expert Killer,
poras13, Groudon, 2x Thief,
idiotfrommars, Kyogre, Water Spout Vigilante,
Memoric, Xerneas, Status Healer,
shade, Mewtwo, Inspect and Fortune Teller,
internet, Darkrai, Delayed Hook + Silence,
Blazade, Mega Blaziken, Speed Boosting Flare Blitzer
Asek, Zekrom, Kill Hook + Paralyzer,
and zorbees, Aegislash, King’s Shield Shifter.
You know that The Rest have no Inspector, Type Checker, Tracker, Paralyzer, or Rogue. You also know that practically every aspect of a Pokemon could in theory be checked in this game; as such, claiming Pokemon of the same type and general characteristics as your own is recommended. Finally, you know that Bouffalant, Donphan, Blastoise, Togepi, Espeon, Absol, Emboar, Zebstrika, Druddigon, and Doublade are not on The Rest.
You may designate one of your members to kill each Cycle. The flavor for this kill will reflect the flavor of the highest base-power attack used in a typical Smogon set for the killer’s Pokemon. The team kill may not be performed by anyone performing an individual killing action. If there is disagreement about who ought to be killed, it will be resolved based on who the highest living Ubers member is in the list above; so, Arceus first, then Groudon, etc.
Finally, you know that you are individually more powerful but less numerous than the OverUsed Tier team.
UncleSam said:Dear bluegummybear,
You are Miltank.
In order to milk a Miltank, one must have a knack for rhythmically pulling up and down on its udders.
You can use Heal Bell or Milk Drink each Cycle. If you use Heal Bell, select two other targets, and you will heal any status effects inflicted on yourself and those two targets. If you use Milk Drink, you will protect yourself from killing moves this Cycle.
You are holding a Rocky Helmet. This will reveal any physical attackers who target you.
You are allied with The Rest. You win if The Rest eliminate all others.
UncleSam said:Dear U-Turn Out,
You are Hariyama.
It has the habit of challenging others without hesitation to tests of strength. It's been known to stand on train tracks and stop trains using forearm thrusts.
You can use Wide Guard each Cycle. This will protect both you and one other player from all harmful actions, including kills. You may not protect the same player two Cycles in a row, however.
You are holding an Assault Vest. This will cause any votes made against you in the daily lynch to be evaluated at only ⅔ of their typical value.
You are allied with The Rest. You win if The Rest eliminate all others.
UncleSam said:Dear Slim Guldo,
You are Bastiodon.
Any frontal attack is repulsed. It is a docile Pokémon that feeds on grass and berries.
You can use Protect or Metal Burst every other Cycle. If you use Protect, you will prevent any votes or abilities made from impacting you. If you use Metal Burst, then anyone who kills you that Cycle will die as well.
You are holding an Air Balloon. This makes you immune to Earthquake (thieves); however, on being targeted by any other attack, this will transfer to your attacker.
You are allied with The Rest. You win if The Rest eliminate all others.
UncleSam said:Dear 6tennis,
You are Swalot.
Swalot has no teeth, so what it eats, it swallows whole, no matter what. Its cavernous mouth yawns widely. An automobile tire could easily fit inside this Pokémon’s mouth.
You have the ability Sticky Hold. This means that any items you hold cannot be stolen from you.
You are allied with The Rest. You win if The Rest eliminate all others.
The Rest have been eliminated :(UncleSam said:Dear Estronic,
You are Zigzagoon.
Zigzagoon restlessly wanders everywhere at all times. This Pokémon does so because it is very curious. It becomes interested in anything that it happens to see.
You have the ability Pickup. This allows you to receive items from whoever is killed in the daily lynch...but only if you are the first Pokemon with Pickup to vote for the lynched party!
You are holding a White Herb. This negates the negative effects of used moves.
You are allied with The Rest. You win if The Rest eliminate all others.
Congratulations to the Anything Goes Tier (Thetwinmasters and acidphoenix) for winning Metagame Mafia!UncleSam said:Dear Thetwinmasters,
You are Moody Bibarel.
A river dammed by Bibarel will never overflow its banks, which is appreciated by people nearby.
You have a Moody nature, and so you will be granted a significant stat boost to one stat and a slight nerf to another every two Cycles, starting on Cycle 1. These stat boosts will manifest as abilities, and the nerfs will nerf your previously gained abilities upon reception of a new one.
Your first stat boost is to your Special Attack, which grants you the ability to gain one target’s Role PM each Cycle using Hidden Power Psychic.
Additionally, as a non-OU or Uber Pokemon, you will appear to be a member of The Rest upon being inspected:
You are holding a Life Orb. While holding this any abilities you use will pierce protective abilities used on your target, but any protection you receive will similarly be negated.UncleSam said:Dear Thetwinmasters,
You are Bibarel.
A river dammed by Bibarel will never overflow its banks, which is appreciated by people nearby.
You are a notorious HM Slave. This means that you can back up the action of any member of The Rest who has died. You may back up someone dying that same Cycle, but may not use the ability you gain until the next Cycle.
You are allied with The Rest. You win if all threats are eliminated.
There is only one true inhabitant of the Anything Goes tier - Mega Rayquaza. As he is also banned, you know that he is acidphoenix.
You are allied with Anything Goes Tier. You win if Mega Rayquaza wins.
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Your Attack stat has been boosted. This gives you the ability to steal an item from two people each Cycle using Bulldoze. (Your special attack stat has correspondingly been reduced, meaning that your previous inspection ability will only tell you someone’s primary ability, rather than their full PM. )
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Your Defense stat has been boosted. This gives you the ability to protect one person from all negative abilities (including kills) each Cycle using Protect. This also passively makes you immune to the negative effects of held items. (Your attack stat has been correspondingly reduced, and so you can only steal an item from one person each Cycle. )
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Your Speed stat has been boosted. This gives you the ability to stun someone using Quick Attack before they can do anything that Cycle, rendering any actions or votes they made that Cycle meaningless. (Your defense stat has been correspondingly reduced, and so you can only protect a person from either harmful non-killing actions or killing actions each Cycle, rather than both. )
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Your Special Defense stat has been boosted. This gives you the ability to influence the lynch, promoting your vote to triple it’s normal value. (Your speed stat has been corespondingly reduced, and so you can only render either votes made or abilities used by someone meaningless each Cycle. )
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Your evasion stat has been boosted. This means that the next time you are killed or lynched, you will evade the attack. (Your special defense stat has been correspondingly reduced, and so your vote is now only worth double it’s normal value. )
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Your accuracy stat has been boosted. This means that all of your abilities will pierce protection. (Your evasion stat has been correspondingly reduced, and so you will only dodge either the first kill or lynch aimed at you each Cycle, chosen one cycle in advance.)
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Your attack stat has been boosted once more. This means that you may replace one target of Bulldoze with a target for Superpower each Cycle. Whoever you Superpower will die; however, if you use this, you must choose to forfeit either the Bodyguard or Safeguard portion of your Protect action due to the defense drop. This will be the last stat boost you receive.
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Mega Rayquaza has died. As the sole remaining member of the Anything Goes Tier, you may now use Double Edge each Cycle. This will kill your target with it’s sheer impact (as the idea of a beaver flying towards someone is fucking hilarious). Double Edge has significant recoil, however, and so you may only use this twice ever.