A DIGIMON TRAINER? That's social suicide. Thank god you have me to guide you here, otherwise your status would be plummeting.askaninjask said:FLYHNMON DIGIVOLVE INTO SPARKTEXTMON
JUMPLUFF DIGIVOLVE INTO VERBOSEINVESTIMON
ZORBEES DIGIVOLVE INTO JEHOVAMON
ULLAR
ALRIGHT!
WE'RE GONNA HELP OUT TOO, RIGHT JEHOVAMON? YOU BET! DOOR TO DOOR CANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
*explosion*
Oh, goo golly gee, what if you're ABANDONED by both your fucking dads???? I've got nothing. Even less than that, now that Samwise (more like SamWRONG) got bitch-hitched. Is that a word? I'm making it a word, now that it happened.There's only one bitch in this game. And it's you, bitch. Shut up and be grateful for what you have.
Oh, nice bracelet. I really like it. I really want it. So shut up.
I have read your religious texts with great fervour! Indeed I was particularly impressed by the parable of the LORD smiting a young boy for violating his vows of silence in order to pursue base impulses. I take it the popularity of Jesus among your kind is the main reason most of you remain chaste?jumpluff, you seem like a tortured soul. it seems like your life needs direction. have you considered the good word of our lord and savior, jesus christ?
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DADS. What the fuck does Goo Golly Gee mean? I'm starting to really not like you. I have the number of your house, and could easily tell your parents about your... results.Ullar said:Oh, goo golly gee, what if you're ABANDONED by both your fucking dads???? I've got nothing. Even less than that, now that Samwise (more like SamWRONG) got bitch-hitched. Is that a word? I'm making it a word, now that it happened.
I honestly doubt they give a shit. You're not good at listening.STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DADS. What the fuck does Goo Golly Gee mean? I'm starting to really not like you. I have the number of your house, and could easily tell your parents about your... results.
Obviously, you don't give a shit about this very important, extremely relevant game.Ullar said:I honestly doubt they give a shit. You're not good at listening.
No role here is truly good, for they all lack the one thing you need to live a long and healthy life. But alas! I shall teach it to RGB, the amazing secret I have learned to live all game and in great shape. This secret, this power, it is not an easy thing to bear. It is a responsibility, but I have pledged myself to this one god, this undeniable truth that exists in this world. I shall be it's herald, and it's message shall be heard all around the ice cream shop.OH YEAH GREAT MOM PUT AN INNOCENT CHILD IN THE GAME GOOD JOB
BUT I GUESS MY ONLY PASSIVE ROLE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU HUH
As a stranger to these laws, I am deeply concerned for Walrein.