Where do I even start?!
How dare you leave me? You know how much I'm going to miss you? Like, THIS MUCH. This is so lame! Why are so many of the greatest users ever leaving?
You're leaving me grieved, all alone. I need you like you need your Linux Mint/Windows 7 dual booting computer. I hope you come back soon, because I know you will eventually.
See you soon! (I better see you soon -.-)