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Hi, Solace full stop, we have to battle for yon old school best of 3 DPP OU tournament, I KNOW, great isn't it... Ok my timezone is GMT+1, what days and times are good for you to battle?
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy Birthday to the ground
I threw the rest of the cake too
Welcome to the real world jackass
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this and this and that and even this
I'm an adult
Two hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tase me in the butt hole
Fell to the ground
the phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butt hole
over and over
I was screaming and squirming
My butt hole was on fire
The moral of the story is you can't trust the system
Man!
Hello, I wish to know when we will be battling for NPA. If you would be so kind as to VM my secretary, cosmicexplorer, with the times you are available, I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks!
what's that hot tamale? a bitch is disrespecting you, you say? no, I can't say I Know precisely which bitch you are referring to. yes, I feel sorry for her as well. yes, I will keep an eye out for rebellious harlots. nice talking to you as well.