Thank you so, so much for doubting my existence, but I can assure you that I am very, very real. And so is my affection for Kitten, as is his for me (as he has told you).
Not that that alone will convince you or anything... lol.
It's Ok, though; I can see why you always maintain a healthy level of skepticism. It's only logical to do so, because you can never really know for sure what's true. But I assure you, I am not Kitten's alt, nor am I a troll-- I am the real deal :)