Shoutout Based East nikkaz, fuck stone cold faggit 22 making me play shittily developed mobile ps
PO>smogon , IDM fo laife hoe!
Individual shutouts will go in the order of penis size:
CTC: Ur just too good bro, based as fuck, makin godly teams n shit, smashing all the garbage east players in test games lettin them know that shit don't fly round here. Tru leader, innovator, champion, winner, and overall GasedBod.
Hugo: commin thru slangin the ancient mamba ma nigga, Hugo is a God. Arguably the best bwer (but whos arguing against that) Praise the 8astard. 3 trophies nigga, niggas gettin real mad round here. Shoutout to Hugo for being my long time inferior rival, time and time again I have to assert dominance over him to keep this nigga in check. Don't let the trophies fool u he's actually an undeserving douchebag faggit.
August: IDM buddy big tinstrong goin hard up in dis bitch bustin off in the ocean like a harpoon nigga. This man is average in every tier of every gen Jesus Christ just be decent at one tier (BAN ME PLEASE) jk ilu ur godly at all tiers ESP any tier w hail :) aug is a fuckin ballin ass nigga and be chiefin like a muthafuckin Seminole doe. Based as fuck
Dragonuser: DU is one of the more consistent players on the team and I have a fuckload of confidence in this man's building abilities as well as his skills in battle. This man is helpful as fuck and dedicated to the team as well as being one of the nicest ppl on the site, shoutout DU slangin dat large dick. No homo
BKC: Kevin is garbage leaked my fucking rstall in fucking irc that I was gonna use vs Barajan str8 dipshit u superman lookin Harry potter twin with down syndrome. But for real tho this nigga needs to go back to dpp cuz that's the only tier he's decent at, cuz he can only build a decent stall in this tier. BKC most likely is the type of (BAN ME PLEASE) that would actually click the male enhancement ads in his mail so I'll put him here on the list.
Badass: (BAN ME PLEASE)ass badass makes the driest jokes Jesus Christ, no lube at all. At least he's half decent at this tier because he's wise enuf to use modified versions of my teams. Overall badass is mostly a role player, u can say he's to east what Lamar odom was to LA. Hopefully u can one day be good like the other grown members of the team u lil shit I hope u contract gonorrhea in ur fingernails.
Luckitup: str8 talentless piece of trash damn this nigga cannot build shit outside of Ho and will almost always lose to a half decent balance or stall. Str8 garbage damn how is this man 15-1, fucking 12 yr old sack of shit (BAN ME PLEASE) this man damn someone needs to smash him 6-0 and stop this shittalking. I swear to god if shake doesn't get fucking anally raped in the next tour despite lucking I will personally smash his laptop then uninstall PO in that order.
Lizard: lizard is based as fuck even tho he didn't play much. This man's quotes are classic and they help to maintain East's morale.wait holy shit why is this nigga so low on the list, insert him ahead of Bitchass Kevin Crackerass so peachy can gag on that large dick (again no homo and no offense to peachy, maybe he has a small dick you never know)
Tinydick yonder: despite his try hard efforts this nigga sucks dickjuice at ou. He's the epitome of try hard (BAN ME PLEASE) and a living embodiment of the smogon ideology. But luckily, we got to know each other and stopped hating <3
Yonder is actually a very nice assmen and is a huge part of our success via claiming activity and enforcing battles. Literally did all the dicklicking work assmen are supposed to do, standout blue collar of the team!
Shoutout to the east cheerleaders and assmen too but fuckem those nigas are irrelevant and didn't do jack shit for us besides IFM Peachy Nails and PDC.
Those 4 were incredibly helpful w testing and building so shoutout to the large dick trio of the assmen crew and the amazing peachy, also she's clutch as fuck!
Jayde is a small dick (BAN ME PLEASE)who kinda helped but not really but then again I'd feel bad not givin him a shoutout cuz he's a cool nigga despite being garbage in this tier (or so I think).
Stone (BAN ME PLEASE) 22 sucks dick this nigga literally doesn't do shit fuck this man fuck his trophy plz don't give it to him this man is garbage at this tier he lost to my riolu team 4 times he's 0-4 vs it ban him from smogon.
Shoutout to big Asian Marth, shoulda been on east (born and raised west Philly wuttup) niggas can hate all they want but they ain't got trophies Amirite? Fuckem
Also shoutout to all the teams we smashed u gave us some nice entertainment in the 2 month wait for trophy.
Based shoutout bang bang swag swoop brrrrrrrrt Versace
Just kidding everyone on the team did a phenomenal job , from yonder who was always active and managed the team actively to peachy who was clutch as fuck in the finals and being an acclaimed player with site wide renown. The 3 players who went 5-1 were insanely efficient, and niggas like aug and badass deserve much more credit than their scores suggest cuz they are also amongst the best ouers this gen. Shoutout big StoneCold the legend for picking up the PO duo of Hugo and myself , youv been really chill and nice except when u try to tell us bw niggas how to play bw... Stone muthafuckin cold ! Shoutout to Nails IFM and PDC again for the testing help and being very active and enthusiastic, and jayde for being a based mascot and a cool cat in general. Throughout the entire tour my favorite part was just test battling with u fools cuz its hard to get such quality opponents anywhere else lol. Anyways fuck gr8astard str8 undeserving fsggot 3-3 r u kidding me? Fucking garbage who the fuck loses to Cbb in bw ou nigga get yo shit together. Based East!
P.s. shoutout ma IDM crew that always has my back, and shoutout to based Ruiners and my nigga BLOO for supporting me all the way, the support means a lot guys :) even tho the trophy was in da bag but still, the sentiment is very appreciated