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another satirical article (because that's all i like to write) where i show dear readers how to """"successfully"" get reqs, like here are some basic principals
you're new at competitive battling, right? so if the few parts that aren't satire, if any, give you any trouble, you can find a co-author or someone to help you on the sidelines (Molk is your tutor isn't he?)