[21:53:27] <askaninjask> Ace_Emerald
[21:53:29] <askaninjask> kingofmars
[21:53:30] <askaninjask> zorbees
[21:53:31] <askaninjask> you are all here
[21:53:35] <Ace_Emerald> yes
[21:53:36] <kingofmars> oh yeah
[21:53:38] <askaninjask> and i said challenge 5 would be today
[21:53:47] <Ace_Emerald> is this the challenge
[21:53:49] <Ace_Emerald> showing up
[21:53:50] <askaninjask> if zorbees
[21:53:56] <askaninjask> is here too
[21:53:59] <askaninjask> then i'll start immediately
[21:54:04] <zorbees> im here but can it wait a few minutes
[21:54:08] <zorbees> im in a batalhar
[21:54:18] <kingofmars> oh man
[21:54:20] <kingofmars> there really are only 3 of us
[21:54:22] <kingofmars> thats cool
[21:54:25] <Ace_Emerald> asks wtf sort of punishment have you been giving out the past few rounds
[21:54:30] <Ace_Emerald> aska
[21:54:39] <Ace_Emerald> like all the rounds
[21:58:23] <askaninjask> uh
[21:58:26] <askaninjask> once the game is over
[21:58:31] <askaninjask> you will see what the punishments all have been
[21:58:38] <Ace_Emerald> o.o
[21:58:50] <askaninjask> i'm not sure actually
[21:58:55] <askaninjask> what the punishments from the last round should be
[21:58:58] <askaninjask> they should be particularly severe
[21:59:04] <askaninjask> since they all idled out
[21:59:05] <Ace_Emerald> man has this been going on behind the scenes or something?
[21:59:08] <askaninjask> in the second to last round
[21:59:13] <askaninjask> yeah it's been being done in private conversations
[21:59:14] <askaninjask> etc
[21:59:17] <Ace_Emerald> o
[21:59:18] <Ace_Emerald> lol
[21:59:32] <Ace_Emerald> so this=last round?
[21:59:35] <askaninjask> yes
[21:59:52] <askaninjask> zorbees let me know when your batalhar is done
[21:59:56] <Ace_Emerald> can't believe i made it to the last round of one of these things
[22:00:26] <Ace_Emerald> generally i get fucked over _._
[22:00:44] <zorbees> TEAM RED + KINGOFKONGS
[22:00:48] <askaninjask> well only one of you is going to win
[22:00:50] <zorbees> im almost dne
[22:00:54] <zorbees> guy is about to time out
[22:00:58] <askaninjask> loser
[22:01:03] <askaninjask> he's a loser
[22:01:24] <zorbees> yep
[22:01:27] <zorbees> i played like shit though
[22:01:36] <zorbees> was playing ubers and almost lost to a guy using weavile
[22:01:42] <zorbees> ok go!
[22:01:42] <askaninjask> lol
[22:02:02] <zorbees> start final
[22:02:16] <kingofmars> I fucked over
[22:02:18] <kingofmars> so many people to get here
[22:02:20] <kingofmars> jeez
[22:02:24] <zorbees> laurel being the best one
[22:02:26] <kingofmars> hi tas billy crux and laurel
[22:02:26] <zorbees> lol
[22:02:27] <kingofmars> :D
[22:02:33] <askaninjask> i just
[22:02:34] <askaninjask> right now
[22:02:36] <zorbees> he rage so hard
[22:04:06] <askaninjask> alright i have the final challenge ready
[22:04:07] <kingofmars> so aska this is the last challenge right?
[22:04:08] <askaninjask> yes
[22:04:14] <askaninjask> ace, zorbees, you guys still here?
[22:04:16] <zorbees> no
[22:04:16] <Ace_Emerald> ye
[22:04:21] <askaninjask> Challenge 5: Kingmaker
[22:04:23] <zorbees> this task will narrow it down from 3 to 2
[22:04:29] <Ace_Emerald> fuck
[22:04:29] <zorbees> then the final 2 go head to head
[22:04:31] <kingofmars> oh fuck
[22:04:36] <Ace_Emerald> i don't like the sound of this
[22:04:40] <askaninjask> it is my belief that it is impossible for a 3 person game not to end in an inevitable kingmaker
[22:04:41] <zorbees> KINGMAKER
[22:04:50] <askaninjask> so i'm going to try to make the kingmaker scenario
[22:04:53] <askaninjask> as interesting as possible
[22:04:57] <askaninjask> here are the rules:
[22:05:07] <askaninjask> there will be at least 5 rounds
[22:05:14] <kingofmars> oh man
[22:05:30] <askaninjask> in each round, i will wait until i get a PM from two users saying they are "aligning with each other"
[22:05:33] <askaninjask> once that happens
[22:05:46] <askaninjask> the user not in the alliance will award the round to one of the two players in the alliance
[22:06:01] <askaninjask> best of 5
[22:06:07] <askaninjask> if there is a tie at the end of 5
[22:06:11] <askaninjask> there will be subsequent rounds
[22:06:20] <askaninjask> until the lead is held by one person
[22:06:20] <kingofmars> are we doing this right now?
[22:06:26] <askaninjask> do you guys want to do this now?
[22:06:30] <zorbees> why not
[22:06:30] <kingofmars> yeah
[22:06:34] <askaninjask> alright
[22:06:35] <zorbees> this game seems like it'd work well over irc
[22:06:42] <Ace_Emerald> yeah sure
[22:06:45] <askaninjask> i don't want the game to be determined by "who's online"
[22:06:45] <kingofmars> so whats to stop two people from just saying
[22:06:48] <kingofmars> IM WITH THIS GUY
[22:06:59] <askaninjask> well the other guy is going to choose a winner then
[22:07:00] <kingofmars> and then just shut the third person out entirely?
[22:07:09] <askaninjask> and if the other guy doesn't choose you, why would you continue that alliance?
[22:07:16] <Ace_Emerald> well the 3rd person hold the power
[22:07:28] <Ace_Emerald> they can't win but you need to 3rd person with you
[22:07:51] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 1
[22:08:11] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 1 | zorbees: 0 kingofmars: 0 Ace Emerald: 0
[22:08:21] <askaninjask> i have received the first alliance
[22:08:25] <askaninjask> kingofkongs has been excluded
[22:08:30] <askaninjask> kingofkongs, who will receive the first point
[22:08:34] <kingofmars> Ace will
[22:08:35] <zorbees> TEAM RED
[22:08:36] <askaninjask> ok
[22:08:36] <zorbees> FUK
[22:08:41] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 1 | zorbees: 0 kingofmars: 0 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:08:48] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 2 | zorbees: 0 kingofmars: 0 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:09:08] <askaninjask> the second alliance has been made
[22:09:11] <askaninjask> ace_emerald
[22:09:13] <askaninjask> who will get the point
[22:09:18] <askaninjask> you have been excluded
[22:09:25] <Ace_Emerald> kok
[22:09:27] <askaninjask> alright
[22:09:29] <zorbees> fuk
[22:09:31] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 2 | zorbees: 0 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:09:37] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 3 | zorbees: 0 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:09:39] <askaninjask> round 3
[22:10:02] <askaninjask> ace_emerald you have been excluded again
[22:10:06] <askaninjask> who gets the third point
[22:10:18] <Ace_Emerald> u mutherfuckers
[22:10:24] <zorbees> i need 1
[22:10:29] <zorbees> gimme point
[22:10:54] <askaninjask> take as much time as you need, btw
[22:11:02] <Ace_Emerald> zorbees
[22:11:07] <askaninjask> alright
[22:11:11] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 3 | zorbees: 1 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:11:16] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 4 | zorbees: 1 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:11:24] <askaninjask> kingofmars, you have been excluded
[22:11:26] <askaninjask> who gets the point?
[22:11:30] <askaninjask> 4th point
[22:11:32] <askaninjask> second to last point
[22:11:42] <askaninjask> (barring ties, which are probably tbh)
[22:11:44] <kingofmars> ace will
[22:11:51] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 4 | zorbees: 1 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 2
[22:11:55] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 5 | zorbees: 1 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 2
[22:12:39] <askaninjask> kingofmars has been excluded
[22:12:45] <askaninjask> who receives the 5th point?
[22:12:47] <askaninjask> if you give it to ace
[22:12:48] <askaninjask> ace wins
[22:12:50] <kingofmars> zorbees duh
[22:12:52] <askaninjask> ok
[22:12:56] <kingofmars> fuck ace
[22:12:57] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 5 | zorbees: 2 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 2
[22:13:00] <askaninjask> the next person to lead
[22:13:03] <askaninjask> will win the game
[22:13:09] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 6 | zorbees: 2 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 2
[22:13:51] <askaninjask> zorbees has been excluded
[22:13:55] <zorbees> fuk
[22:13:56] <askaninjask> zorbees, who gets the 6th point
[22:14:00] <zorbees> i gues kom
[22:14:03] <askaninjask> alright
[22:14:10] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 7 | zorbees: 2 kingofmars: 2 Ace Emerald: 2
[22:14:12] <askaninjask> final round!
[22:14:24] <askaninjask> zorbees has been excluded
[22:14:27] <askaninjask> sorry, zorbees
[22:14:29] <zorbees> gdi i knew it
[22:14:31] <zorbees> everyone hates e
[22:14:40] <zorbees> i pick me! HAHA
[22:14:42] <zorbees> I WIN!
[22:14:44] <askaninjask> nope
[22:14:44] <kingofmars> pick who you think played better
[22:14:48] <zorbees> lol i know
[22:14:57] <zorbees> lemme think about this one
[22:15:28] <zorbees> IM TAKING ALL BRIBES
[22:15:34] <zorbees> :D
[22:15:37] <askaninjask> bribes are allowed
[22:15:52] <kingofmars> I'll change my location an avata to whatever you want
[22:16:52] <zorbees> ace_emerald kingofmars do you wish to add anything to your offers?
[22:17:06] <kingofmars> man what did ace add as bribery
[22:17:25] <zorbees> its a secret
[22:17:31] <kingofmars> lol
[22:17:34] <kingofmars> I think thats it
[22:18:54] <zorbees> I GIVE A POINT TO...
[22:18:56] <zorbees> DRUMROLL
[22:18:58] <zorbees> ASKANINJASK!
[22:19:02] <kingofmars> :O
[22:19:04] <kingofmars> congrats!
[22:19:08] <askaninjask> hooray
[22:19:08] <zorbees> and by that i mean kingofkongs
[22:19:13] <kingofmars> oh shit
[22:19:18] <Ace_Emerald> am i lagging?
[22:19:18] <Ace_Emerald> or are we just thinking
[22:19:18] <Ace_Emerald> askaninjask am i lagging
[22:19:18] <Ace_Emerald> i can't tell
[22:19:18] <Ace_Emerald> halp
[22:19:18] <kingofmars> ty zorbees
[22:19:20] <kingofmars> gg ace
[22:19:24] <askaninjask> alright
With that, congratulations to
for winning Everyone Who Signs Up Will Be In This Game.
[21:53:29] <askaninjask> kingofmars
[21:53:30] <askaninjask> zorbees
[21:53:31] <askaninjask> you are all here
[21:53:35] <Ace_Emerald> yes
[21:53:36] <kingofmars> oh yeah
[21:53:38] <askaninjask> and i said challenge 5 would be today
[21:53:47] <Ace_Emerald> is this the challenge
[21:53:49] <Ace_Emerald> showing up
[21:53:50] <askaninjask> if zorbees
[21:53:56] <askaninjask> is here too
[21:53:59] <askaninjask> then i'll start immediately
[21:54:04] <zorbees> im here but can it wait a few minutes
[21:54:08] <zorbees> im in a batalhar
[21:54:18] <kingofmars> oh man
[21:54:20] <kingofmars> there really are only 3 of us
[21:54:22] <kingofmars> thats cool
[21:54:25] <Ace_Emerald> asks wtf sort of punishment have you been giving out the past few rounds
[21:54:30] <Ace_Emerald> aska
[21:54:39] <Ace_Emerald> like all the rounds
[21:58:23] <askaninjask> uh
[21:58:26] <askaninjask> once the game is over
[21:58:31] <askaninjask> you will see what the punishments all have been
[21:58:38] <Ace_Emerald> o.o
[21:58:50] <askaninjask> i'm not sure actually
[21:58:55] <askaninjask> what the punishments from the last round should be
[21:58:58] <askaninjask> they should be particularly severe
[21:59:04] <askaninjask> since they all idled out
[21:59:05] <Ace_Emerald> man has this been going on behind the scenes or something?
[21:59:08] <askaninjask> in the second to last round
[21:59:13] <askaninjask> yeah it's been being done in private conversations
[21:59:14] <askaninjask> etc
[21:59:17] <Ace_Emerald> o
[21:59:18] <Ace_Emerald> lol
[21:59:32] <Ace_Emerald> so this=last round?
[21:59:35] <askaninjask> yes
[21:59:52] <askaninjask> zorbees let me know when your batalhar is done
[21:59:56] <Ace_Emerald> can't believe i made it to the last round of one of these things
[22:00:26] <Ace_Emerald> generally i get fucked over _._
[22:00:44] <zorbees> TEAM RED + KINGOFKONGS
[22:00:48] <askaninjask> well only one of you is going to win
[22:00:50] <zorbees> im almost dne
[22:00:54] <zorbees> guy is about to time out
[22:00:58] <askaninjask> loser
[22:01:03] <askaninjask> he's a loser
[22:01:24] <zorbees> yep
[22:01:27] <zorbees> i played like shit though
[22:01:36] <zorbees> was playing ubers and almost lost to a guy using weavile
[22:01:42] <zorbees> ok go!
[22:01:42] <askaninjask> lol
[22:02:02] <zorbees> start final
[22:02:16] <kingofmars> I fucked over
[22:02:18] <kingofmars> so many people to get here
[22:02:20] <kingofmars> jeez
[22:02:24] <zorbees> laurel being the best one
[22:02:26] <kingofmars> hi tas billy crux and laurel
[22:02:26] <zorbees> lol
[22:02:27] <kingofmars> :D
[22:02:33] <askaninjask> i just
[22:02:34] <askaninjask> right now
[22:02:36] <zorbees> he rage so hard
[22:04:06] <askaninjask> alright i have the final challenge ready
[22:04:07] <kingofmars> so aska this is the last challenge right?
[22:04:08] <askaninjask> yes
[22:04:14] <askaninjask> ace, zorbees, you guys still here?
[22:04:16] <zorbees> no
[22:04:16] <Ace_Emerald> ye
[22:04:21] <askaninjask> Challenge 5: Kingmaker
[22:04:23] <zorbees> this task will narrow it down from 3 to 2
[22:04:29] <Ace_Emerald> fuck
[22:04:29] <zorbees> then the final 2 go head to head
[22:04:31] <kingofmars> oh fuck
[22:04:36] <Ace_Emerald> i don't like the sound of this
[22:04:40] <askaninjask> it is my belief that it is impossible for a 3 person game not to end in an inevitable kingmaker
[22:04:41] <zorbees> KINGMAKER
[22:04:50] <askaninjask> so i'm going to try to make the kingmaker scenario
[22:04:53] <askaninjask> as interesting as possible
[22:04:57] <askaninjask> here are the rules:
[22:05:07] <askaninjask> there will be at least 5 rounds
[22:05:14] <kingofmars> oh man
[22:05:30] <askaninjask> in each round, i will wait until i get a PM from two users saying they are "aligning with each other"
[22:05:33] <askaninjask> once that happens
[22:05:46] <askaninjask> the user not in the alliance will award the round to one of the two players in the alliance
[22:06:01] <askaninjask> best of 5
[22:06:07] <askaninjask> if there is a tie at the end of 5
[22:06:11] <askaninjask> there will be subsequent rounds
[22:06:20] <askaninjask> until the lead is held by one person
[22:06:20] <kingofmars> are we doing this right now?
[22:06:26] <askaninjask> do you guys want to do this now?
[22:06:30] <zorbees> why not
[22:06:30] <kingofmars> yeah
[22:06:34] <askaninjask> alright
[22:06:35] <zorbees> this game seems like it'd work well over irc
[22:06:42] <Ace_Emerald> yeah sure
[22:06:45] <askaninjask> i don't want the game to be determined by "who's online"
[22:06:45] <kingofmars> so whats to stop two people from just saying
[22:06:48] <kingofmars> IM WITH THIS GUY
[22:06:59] <askaninjask> well the other guy is going to choose a winner then
[22:07:00] <kingofmars> and then just shut the third person out entirely?
[22:07:09] <askaninjask> and if the other guy doesn't choose you, why would you continue that alliance?
[22:07:16] <Ace_Emerald> well the 3rd person hold the power
[22:07:28] <Ace_Emerald> they can't win but you need to 3rd person with you
[22:07:51] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 1
[22:08:11] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 1 | zorbees: 0 kingofmars: 0 Ace Emerald: 0
[22:08:21] <askaninjask> i have received the first alliance
[22:08:25] <askaninjask> kingofkongs has been excluded
[22:08:30] <askaninjask> kingofkongs, who will receive the first point
[22:08:34] <kingofmars> Ace will
[22:08:35] <zorbees> TEAM RED
[22:08:36] <askaninjask> ok
[22:08:36] <zorbees> FUK
[22:08:41] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 1 | zorbees: 0 kingofmars: 0 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:08:48] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 2 | zorbees: 0 kingofmars: 0 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:09:08] <askaninjask> the second alliance has been made
[22:09:11] <askaninjask> ace_emerald
[22:09:13] <askaninjask> who will get the point
[22:09:18] <askaninjask> you have been excluded
[22:09:25] <Ace_Emerald> kok
[22:09:27] <askaninjask> alright
[22:09:29] <zorbees> fuk
[22:09:31] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 2 | zorbees: 0 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:09:37] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 3 | zorbees: 0 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:09:39] <askaninjask> round 3
[22:10:02] <askaninjask> ace_emerald you have been excluded again
[22:10:06] <askaninjask> who gets the third point
[22:10:18] <Ace_Emerald> u mutherfuckers
[22:10:24] <zorbees> i need 1
[22:10:29] <zorbees> gimme point
[22:10:54] <askaninjask> take as much time as you need, btw
[22:11:02] <Ace_Emerald> zorbees
[22:11:07] <askaninjask> alright
[22:11:11] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 3 | zorbees: 1 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:11:16] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 4 | zorbees: 1 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 1
[22:11:24] <askaninjask> kingofmars, you have been excluded
[22:11:26] <askaninjask> who gets the point?
[22:11:30] <askaninjask> 4th point
[22:11:32] <askaninjask> second to last point
[22:11:42] <askaninjask> (barring ties, which are probably tbh)
[22:11:44] <kingofmars> ace will
[22:11:51] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 4 | zorbees: 1 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 2
[22:11:55] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 5 | zorbees: 1 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 2
[22:12:39] <askaninjask> kingofmars has been excluded
[22:12:45] <askaninjask> who receives the 5th point?
[22:12:47] <askaninjask> if you give it to ace
[22:12:48] <askaninjask> ace wins
[22:12:50] <kingofmars> zorbees duh
[22:12:52] <askaninjask> ok
[22:12:56] <kingofmars> fuck ace
[22:12:57] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 5 | zorbees: 2 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 2
[22:13:00] <askaninjask> the next person to lead
[22:13:03] <askaninjask> will win the game
[22:13:09] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 6 | zorbees: 2 kingofmars: 1 Ace Emerald: 2
[22:13:51] <askaninjask> zorbees has been excluded
[22:13:55] <zorbees> fuk
[22:13:56] <askaninjask> zorbees, who gets the 6th point
[22:14:00] <zorbees> i gues kom
[22:14:03] <askaninjask> alright
[22:14:10] * askaninjask has changed the topic to: Challenge 5: Kingmaker | Round 7 | zorbees: 2 kingofmars: 2 Ace Emerald: 2
[22:14:12] <askaninjask> final round!
[22:14:24] <askaninjask> zorbees has been excluded
[22:14:27] <askaninjask> sorry, zorbees
[22:14:29] <zorbees> gdi i knew it
[22:14:31] <zorbees> everyone hates e
[22:14:40] <zorbees> i pick me! HAHA
[22:14:42] <zorbees> I WIN!
[22:14:44] <askaninjask> nope
[22:14:44] <kingofmars> pick who you think played better
[22:14:48] <zorbees> lol i know
[22:14:57] <zorbees> lemme think about this one
[22:15:28] <zorbees> IM TAKING ALL BRIBES
[22:15:34] <zorbees> :D
[22:15:37] <askaninjask> bribes are allowed
[22:15:52] <kingofmars> I'll change my location an avata to whatever you want
[22:16:52] <zorbees> ace_emerald kingofmars do you wish to add anything to your offers?
[22:17:06] <kingofmars> man what did ace add as bribery
[22:17:25] <zorbees> its a secret
[22:17:31] <kingofmars> lol
[22:17:34] <kingofmars> I think thats it
[22:18:54] <zorbees> I GIVE A POINT TO...
[22:18:56] <zorbees> DRUMROLL
[22:18:58] <zorbees> ASKANINJASK!
[22:19:02] <kingofmars> :O
[22:19:04] <kingofmars> congrats!
[22:19:08] <askaninjask> hooray
[22:19:08] <zorbees> and by that i mean kingofkongs
[22:19:13] <kingofmars> oh shit
[22:19:18] <Ace_Emerald> am i lagging?
[22:19:18] <Ace_Emerald> or are we just thinking
[22:19:18] <Ace_Emerald> askaninjask am i lagging
[22:19:18] <Ace_Emerald> i can't tell
[22:19:18] <Ace_Emerald> halp
[22:19:18] <kingofmars> ty zorbees
[22:19:20] <kingofmars> gg ace
[22:19:24] <askaninjask> alright
With that, congratulations to
kingofkongs
