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Nations: US East, North America, Germany, India/Asia Tiers: I'll play anything Inactivity: Why, of course not! Preferred captain: Myself, Eseque, LL, egghead

For the mentally sound person who can't be bothered to trudge through all of this muck, I have been kind enough to translate the tension that has transpired. I am, unfortunately, fluent in "Autisese," as it's called, due to the eternity I've spent in this realm. Ahem, now then..... "Pot...

Wendy's is organized properly.

To act as if my team's performance is somehow a reflection of myself, or to intimate that Asia's performance does not lessen how badly you set yourself to look foolish with your unnecessary, childish tantrum towards its members or their integrity, is outright laughable. I publicized this issue...

1. Brazil (0) vs 8. US West (6) SM OU: Mncmt vs yjh971203 SM OU: Eternal Spirit vs z0mOG SM OU: Tamahome vs blarghlfarghl SM OU: Nintendi vs ima ORAS OU: lighthouses vs psychicmewtwo BW OU: Sand Castle vs lax DPP OU...

On behalf of not only team Asia but the virtuous side of Smogon, I would like to congratulate Arifeen on his incredible performance in this tournament. I was almost brought to tears, and it matters to me not how many people call me "pathetic" or "insane" for having such feelings. Yes, I nearly...

If you are curious as to why Smogon is seen as the embodiment of mental illness, look no further than the World Cup of Pokemon.

Thank you.

The only curse in life is the curse one places on himself. I do not allow others to measure me. I can only hope the same can be said about you.

It matters to me not who among the spectators supports me. I have the love of the kind, genteel Asian people on my side, which gives me more happiness than you could ever imagine. And if you have a problem with "autistic" falling under the realm of the accepted, then this is a problem you have...

I knew that, by entering this competition, I would antagonize the already-tremendous umbrage of my pathetic detractors who I presume dislike me for being an erudite among fools. Nonetheless, the kind Asian people beseeched me to come to their aidIwon2-0ggs, and I was so flattered by their plea...

Jsaok! I have accepted your challenge on the assumption that you are, indeed, a noble adversary in a battlefield primarily consisting of vagrants and uncouth scoundrels. However, as I'm sure you realize, this means that I will not hesitate to give my life for the sake of defeating you, as I...

Unfortunately I lost 1-2 despite fighting admirably and with a noble heart, but my capable teammate was the victor in his bout. Well played, Austria. I look forward to facing you later in the competition. As for us, we must now focus on round one. If you have a problem with me looking...

I wish to partake in the festivities if possible.

There was once a man named Gurman Fink who lived in a basement apartment somewhere in New York. All he had for company was his old and ornery pet parrot, Bob, which had become reticent over the years, presumably because it no longer wanted to waste its talent on such a pitiful being, who thought...

Uuuhhh....ooohhhh.... Ahhhh...urrrmmmm.... Forgive me, I am still recovering from last night's persistent headache. Do not worry one bit, however, for I am prepared to engage in combat once more!

I suppose when one has attempted to drown the others in the poison of his own stupidity, the only way he can remain afloat is by naming everyone after himself and going down in the flames of his own vanity. Luckily, the raucous voices of good have hopefully made it clear to the foolish rulers...

Player Name: GGFan Tiers: All (my magnanimity knows no bounds, you see. I wish to help the lovely Asian people in any way possible.) Country / Region of Residence: Asia Other Eligibility: I believe I am eligible for team Germany. I competed in the German circuit for 5 years, and have...

Before I announce my entry into my first World Cup since the first one 15 years ago, I would like to address the doubt concerning my eligibility. Moreover, I'm sure you'd like to learn more as to why exactly team Asia has piqued my interest. I have a strong relationship with Asia, you...