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It’s happened to the best of us For example I sent these two images to my dad when I meant to send them to my brother it is not easy to explain that I also sent my mother a link to Wendigoon’s video about the Mandela catalogue when I meant to send it to my friend

So here’s what I realized So “studies” show that as the carbon emissions have increased so has the global temperature. Now some “scientists” have drawn the conclusion that carbon emissions causes global warming. Bullshit Here’s what’s really happening Ever realize that no one is worshipping sun...

y’all got any cool bugs?

What it says in the title. And to make it fair I’ll tell you some of my fears Ostriches, Emus, and the like I don’t like how big they are, plain and simple. I’m way more afraid of them than I am snakes or spiders. Short heights I’m fine with really high heights because if I fall I know I’ll die...

I’m not letting you take over the market, Phoopes, monopolies are illegal you filthy capitalist! So I’m introducing my own line of NFTs in order to compete. We’ve only got a few right now but keep your eyes open for more in the future. First up we’ve got my personal favorite This one goes for a...

1. Mermaid It’s just a hot fish, and I don’t want to stare at fish cleavage. I would just sit on the beach until it has to come get me, and then just stomp on it. 2. Gorgon Snake cleavage.... yeah I’ll stare at that. I already suck at maintaining eye contact so this should be easy. 3. Roc It’s...

Hello Smogoff! I’m doing some research into the field of cringe. Yes I’m aware that that word itself has become cringe in some sort of self fulfilling prophecy, but I have not better word for it. Your task is simple, find me the most cringeworthy takes, images, videos, anything else, you can find.

That’s right your resident knife wielding nihilistic buddy has done it. I have discovered the meaning of life. It came to me while eating mexican with my mom, I’m not even kidding. Because of course me and my mother have deep intellectual conversations about the meaning of life while eating at...

There’s this website called inspirobot that generates the best inspirational quotes ever. Go check it out at This kinky link. It wants you to click it. Oh btw if anything strange happens while you’re using it, don’t pay attention to it.

I have returned with urgent news Long story short, not only does the pope have a copy of undertale, he also was performed megolavania by a circus. Discuss

Try to describe something in the dumbest way possible Examples A carpet is just fuzzy ceiling on the floor. A gun is just an unalive remote A giraffe is just a tall colorful horse

I have a talent And that talent is making really cursed Memoji’s using apples Memoji creator, give me a character and I will remake them to the best of my ability in apple’s Memoji creator Some examples of my work are: Wario and shrek

Around 1.2 million animals enter, only one leaves. If every animal on earth engaged in a massive battle to the death, who would win? I guess we can separate them into more categories so it’s fair. Land animals (includes birds) Sea animals And insects because they are outclassed by literally any...

(I am not liable for any damage or death that following these tips may cause) Call me shitty Bear Grills, so like..... Badger BBQ idfk If you’re cold, piss in a bottle and use it as heat. If you find a dead animal, don’t eat it. Eat the maggots feasting on it instead. Diamonds only spawn...

Terminally Ill Mime By TheSnoom There once was a mime Who was running out of time He had seven days left of his life And just broke the news to his beautiful wife Now his situation might seem bleak Because what is there to do when you have only a week? But you see, our mime had already hit his...

What’s up gamers? Did you miss me? Of course not because I’m a burden on everyone I know, slowly crushing them and withering them away until they’re nothing but an empty husk of the person they once were. It is 1 AM for me and my chaotic juices are flowing, like the Mississippi mother fucking...

Haha! I’ve seen you’ve clicked on this thread simply called Walmart. Now you may be asking ,”What’s it all about?” Well you see, Walmart and some other stores sell..... questionable things, like fat ass spider man! or an actual fucking tank now this isn’t like the “What are they selling kids...

oh my god I fucking hate the geico lizard Flo from progressive is hot and no one can tell me otherwise the Aflac duck is pretty cute I think I have a plush of him somewhere the carfax carfox is deliberate furry bait and we all know it you know what, no mascot is safe they’re all on the...

I had this nickname back in school, Irony Man, I know really creative right? It was because I always pointed out the irony in everything, so they gave me a nickname. anyways just point out irony in stuff idk My favorite one is that the song Ironic by Alanis Morrisette isn’t actually ironic...

Hello Smogoff, I have a quick query. Let’s say hypothetically I was somewhere in Moscow, and hypothetically I was running away from the hypothetical Russian and Italian mob because I hypothetically hit their bosses with a hypothetical car. So hypothetically I’m in my hypothetical hotel room on...