Pigeons are dangerous and scornful creatures, they have no pity for my sandwiches and for my fragile little heart, I will never forgive them, they are, for sure, government drones trying to watch us and hurt me. So if you are a pigeon fan, I invite you to change your favorite animal. And in case you are a real pigeon, I will ask you to stop coming to watch me every day in front of my window, it bothers and scares me.