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I'm actually into baking desserts right now. Cookies, cakes, pie, all that good stuff. I assume you mean scrambled eggs when you mention them. Ever tried frying bacon first and then frying your eggs on the bacon grease left on the pan? Gives your eggs a nice bacon hint.