Captain: Gene SP - I'm embarrased to say that I have no idea who the captain of Spain is. Sorry don't know you
Co-Captain: DestinyUnknown - this guy has always been a poor man's WhiteQueen. He was a runner up in OST; he was the second best player in BW UU; he's always second best at anything relevant on Smogon because of Yours Truly
Poek - (#1) this nigga is pretty good as shown by his nigga trophy. He seems to have the confidence needed to be successful at this game too unlike some of the people on this list
Axel10 - (#10) sorry don't know you
rodriblutar - (#6) I acknowledge your existence so that means you're good enough
Trosko - (#8) I thought this guy (I think his name is Ricardo?) was njnp's jockstrap at one point. Turns out he's an actual player on a real team
reiku - (#3) - really really solid player. He once defeated by mandibuzz, doublade, chansey, zapdos, quagsire, and altaria team in a smog tour (because I let him)
Guilas D - (#12) sdky
SoulWind - (#5) one of my least favorite players on Smogon by far. When I watch him play, it's like watching a midget trying to play basketball--something nobody wanna witness but can't help but stare. Keep tryharding. One day you can be as good as Laurel at DDP OU
Colchonero - (#7) good at ADV or RBY or something
M Dragon - (#4) I used to think he was a slightly (.01% advantage) better player than Tele. Now I'm not sure so after seeing that screen shot posted by boudouche. Legitimately good players don't need to beg for cheap wins
FAFUS - (#11) sorry don't know you
I probably shouldn't even rate these bench warmers but being the nice guy that I am...
Substitutes:
pokebasket - (#15) sorry I put all the don't-know-yous in alphabetical order. You could be better than the other 4 or 5 people on your team probably
[K-12]The Madchine - (#9) the bullfighting version of CyberOdin. His posts always make no sense at all
Lednah - (#13) sdky
Malekith - (#2) Femalekith is probably the best SM NU player that I've ever seen in my life. He's also an insatiable power bottom come pig
Luispeikou - (#14) sdky
Whose roster should I rank next?