arte threade

[grape tylenol]

helloing.

after gamb;ling away all of my likes i have ralized... we need to return to simpler pleasures like Poasting. as such i have decided to OPEN the arte threade where you can request art from me (real artiste got paid to make art before (extra e added for fancy effect))

rules

1. i will spend as much or little time as i want on each request
2. if ur request sucks ass or has no swag i can skip over it
3. i will keep doing this until i get bored of doing it

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bye

Contacted

 

[az]

contacted

 

[Albatross]

Hi, you probably know who I am because I am so attractive and cool, but my name Is Todd Bonzalaz i'm kind of a big deal around here? Anyways I want to commission you to make artwork of me surrounded by ferrais and jaguars. Jaguars the car not the cat. Or maybe the cat idk. one jaguar and several jaguars (cars). and also give me lots of money and if I could also have a really large swimming pool with a big slide that would be cool. thank you for your consideration.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

draw me a COOL AVATAR. please

things that i think are COOL:
- oddishes
- sunglasses
- oddishes wearing sunglasses
- oddishes wearing sunglasses and slonking huge quantities of gangweed
- linkin park

if you do this. i will send you TEN MILLION POUNDS in dollars (current exchange rate: three cents)

if you do not do this i will TRANSMIT DEATH to your computer

Hope you are well!

Best Wishes,

"Big" Ashley Bonzalez
People's Moderator
Smogoff

 

[grape tylenol]

draw me a COOL AVATAR. please

things that i think are COOL:
- oddishes
- sunglasses
- oddishes wearing sunglasses
- oddishes wearing sunglasses and slonking huge quantities of gangweed
- linkin park

if you do this. i will send you TEN MILLION POUNDS in dollars (current exchange rate: three cents)

if you do not do this i will TRANSMIT DEATH to your computer

Hope you are well!

Best Wishes,

"Big" Ashley Bonzalez
People's Moderator
Smogoff

finally someone with good taste (in names and in art)

arte

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

finally someone with good taste (in names and in art)

arte

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THANK YOU FOR THE BANGER ART ASHELY YOU ARE AWESOME

 

[Briewear]

someone got ashley to change avatars

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

?

 

[Albatross]

I hate this fucking household. I'm leaving and i'm never comign back.

 

[Sijih]

draw a chimpchar using flame punch on a used Renault Trafic Grand Combi 2,9t Energy 1.6 dCi 120

edit: i selected the car because "combi" sounds like "combee" and I thought it was topical

 

[az]

draw a chimpchar using flame punch on a used Renault Trafic Grand Combi 2,9t Energy 1.6 dCi 120

edit: i selected the car because "combi" sounds like "combee" and I thought it was topical

ohhh, Renault Trafic Grand Combi 2,9t Energy 1.6 dCi get it

 

[Sijih]

ohhh, Renault Trafic Grand Combi 2,9t Energy 1.6 dCi get it

you forgot the 120. it has 120 horsepower. you basically forgot about 120 horses. you basically just forgot about 32000 kilograms worth of horse. that's a lot to forget.

 

[az]

no it was like um

read it aloud

sorry so

so it's like "renault trafic grand combi 2,9t energy 1.d dCi (as in "i", myself) get it

maybe we coul dgo to pms, or..?

 

[xzern]

smoking on that kanto pack got me feeling oddish

 

[Fishy]

hi ashely great thread can i just personally inform you on behalf of smogon that you're great????

you are: great! you:: ashely!!

my request::::::::

hmmm. fuck. im nervousé

i would love a lotad that got stuck on its back in water but you can see its face from under the water and it's actually p chill about it

the lotad's name is Frank, Frank has anxiety sometimes but THIS time.... he finally becomes zen

EDIT:: i realize that a lotad on its back would be floating with its face ABOVE the water so um.m... ill just let the experts (youu)) handle it

 

[grape tylenol]

draw a chimpchar using flame punch on a used Renault Trafic Grand Combi 2,9t Energy 1.6 dCi 120

edit: i selected the car because "combi" sounds like "combee" and I thought it was topical

helloing. your wordplay is very cringe but i drew it anyways.

arte

 

[shnowshner]

draw bug;

please

 

[Crunchman]

After Slowbro gets engaged with Exeggutor, the Shellder shares custody of Slowbro's tail with Exeggutor. Ashely can you please please please draw the Shellder letting Exeggutor have a turn on Slowbro's tail

 

[grape tylenol]

hi ashely great thread can i just personally inform you on behalf of smogon that you're great????

you are: great! you:: ashely!!

my request::::::::

hmmm. fuck. im nervousé

i would love a lotad that got stuck on its back in water but you can see its face from under the water and it's actually p chill about it

the lotad's name is Frank, Frank has anxiety sometimes but THIS time.... he finally becomes zen

EDIT:: i realize that a lotad on its back would be floating with its face ABOVE the water so um.m... ill just let the experts (youu)) handle it

hello fishy. i have used my expert skills to capture the VIBE of your request. if you dont like it too bad because ia m the experté so i am right.,

arte

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

how DOES she do it?!?

 

[Fishy]

oh. my. GODĖ!

this is the lotad i aspire to be every day, tysm ashelyDeluxe

 

[antemortem]

i notic‘d “cool avatar” is a categ’ry we can commission (for free unless you want my shirt or official social forums leader status)
so consid’r ”cool avatar” requested
here are the p’r’meters:

———

A. MUST CONTAIN A DEMONSTRATION OF YOUR PASSION FOR ART

2. MUST CONTAIN A BEAUTIFLY IN AN UNCONVENTIONAL COMPOSITION

———

end p’r’meters

 

[az]

seeing an awful lot of freeloders and sicko-phants coming to this thread hat in hand for ""requests"", and not an awful lot of people appreciating artists

dave im sure you can spring for a "cool avatar" out of your social forum head money, right? why not lead by example.

 

[Crunchman]

dave are you sure you want a Beautifly avatar? It wouldn't contrast very well with your banner...

 

[grape tylenol]

draw bug;

please

helloing. here is a bug:

just kidding look below.

i notic‘d “cool avatar” is a categ’ry we can commission (for free unless you want my shirt or official social forums leader status)
so consid’r ”cool avatar” requested
here are the p’r’meters:

———

A. MUST CONTAIN A DEMONSTRATION OF YOUR PASSION FOR ART

2. MUST CONTAIN A BEAUTIFLY IN AN UNCONVENTIONAL COMPOSITION

———

end p’r’meters

helloing dearest dave,
i have attached a picture of beautifly to this email.
lvoe,
ashely.

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