The NFL Fantasy Football Thread, 2017-18 Season

[Mr.E]

Freaky Friday: Listening to sports talk on the way home from work. Fantasy segment on, pondering a choice of my own. Some dude calls in with MY NAME FROM MY STATE ASKING THE EXACT QUESTION I WAS THINKING OF.

looked at my phone like wtf that wasn't me right?

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

Freaky Friday: Listening to sports talk on the way home from work. Fantasy segment on, pondering a choice of my own. Some dude calls in with MY NAME FROM MY STATE ASKING THE EXACT QUESTION I WAS THINKING OF.

looked at my phone like wtf that wasn't me right?

Probably was your opponent.

 

[Randombobman]

This is crowell's last chance or he's riding my bench for the foreseeable future

 

[WaterBomb]

Ugh I'm torn between Lacy and McKissic. Halp

 

[Del Rio]

Ugh I'm torn between Lacy and McKissic. Halp

Not Lacy

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Injuries are forcing me to start Lacy.

In other news still offering aj green for a rb

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

Ugh I'm torn between Lacy and McKissic. Halp

Wait till gametime.

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Calling all League A send me RBs for Green pls

 

[Mr.E]

I already have WRs I want a better RB2 sorry mang

 

[Stallion]

Calling all League A send me RBs for Green pls

My rbs are waiver wire pick ups and OBJ died.

Someone just send me fresh bodies. Thank fuck for Deshaun Watson

 

[Deschain]

5-0 in my 2QB nutso league, even with Brees and Freeman on bye and being forced to start Cooper. highest score in the league.

tonight i need Diggs to outscore McKinnion to move to 3-2 in my .5 ppr keeper league.

 

[WaterBomb]

At least odb gave me 20 pts before he died. RIP

 

[Randombobman]

While I may not feel sorry for the man himself, I do feel bad for everyone who drafted OBJ. Injuries this year have been absolutely brutal IRL and for fantasy purposes. Stallion Are you accepting low-ball trades yet? I'm looking to move on from Isaiah Crowell.

 

[Stallion]

While I may not feel sorry for the man himself, I do feel bad for everyone who drafted OBJ. Injuries this year have been absolutely brutal IRL and for fantasy purposes. Stallion Are you accepting low-ball trades yet? I'm looking to move on from Isaiah Crowell.

For who? OBJ ;)? But yes the injury is awful for my League A fantasy team prospects. My team was looking like a legitimate contender too...

 

[Randombobman]

Oh I thought you had him in our keeper league.

 

[Del Rio]

Fuck Crowell, we have the GOAT scatback Duke Johnson in dynasty

 

[Randombobman]

Damn. I got him in b league and he's been fucking awesome so far.

 

[WaterBomb]

One of these years the browns will actually figure out that duke Johnson is their best rb and use him. Maybe.

 

[Del Rio]

One of these years the browns will actually figure out that duke Johnson is their best rb and use him. Maybe.

Nah, they're just tryna tank like the Niners with the "hot hand at RB" nonsense

 

[Stallion]

Fuck Crowell, we have the GOAT scatback Duke Johnson in dynasty

And unfortunately, injured stud David Johnson (no relation).

 

[Deschain]

tonight i need Diggs to outscore McKinnion to move to 3-2 in my .5 ppr keeper league.

 

[shadowpandax]

I lead League A in PF and am 2-3 because I only have three consistent players. Also have my keeper league team that lost to a guy who didn't start a kicker or defense this week. Thanks Big Ben and Cohen!

At least my dynasty team showed some signs of life this week by scoring just over 140 points after losing two of my top 3 RBs and starting out the season 0-4.

EDIT: also latavius murray sucks and I wish I didn't waste my #2 waiver priority on him.

 

[Mr.E]

Tell me Matt Asiata is appreciably better than Latavius Murray. 'Tis but a fluke.

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

• For Whom Odell Tolls would be 30-25 if they played every team every week.

tfw 1-4 feelsbadman

 

[Killah]

Have one guy who is 4-1 in my league at 29-26 overall, and another guy who is 2-3 at 38-17 overall.

Fantasy is a cruel mistress.